Hubby and I went to the Phoenix Zoo today for FREE! That’s right, because we’re BofA cardholders we can get into the zoo and the Phoenix Museum for free the first weekend every month.

It was pretty fun to see some of the animals up close and almost personal like the tiny monkey (forget which type he was). The little guy got pretty daring once his trainer left the area, we could’ve touched him if it wasn’t prohibited. All the big cats were sound asleep and too far to see up close. I’ve seen a Bald Eagle before but that Golden Eagle was beautiful. The highlight for me was all the squirrels running around. A few of them came right up to us which made my day, they’re so cute. Oh and we found a mama squirrel and babies, too precious! All within a foot or two of us, it was too cool. Sorry, I really love squirrels, they’re spunky little things.

I think next time we’re heading out to the Wildlife Zoo even if it costs a pretty penny. I felt jipped out of the big cats, I can look at those big “kitty’s” all day long and still be amazed at their size and beauty. I know our two cats were all over our shoes trying to decipher what mischief we’d been up to without them. I think we’ve been labeled traitors for the day.

Did I mention I’m a little burnt?

Posted on May 4th, 2009 by Dmodegirl
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Seems that everyone is having issues with swines these days and yes I mean literally swines as well as sows in human form. Swines on the tv, radio and even on the phone with friends. What is this world coming too?

Here in AZ we officially have our first Swine flu case and I just found out that Moon Mountain Elementary near Metro Center area is closed due to someone testing positive. I’m wondering if I should bust out with my Hello Kitty mask I bought for when I mix resins or just keep washing my hands. It doesn’t help I work in a huge building with 100’s of people who aren’t the cleanest lot around.

Then if the four legged variety wasn’t enough we got a call from a friend yesterday and confirmed for the last several years the two legged swine asks about my hubby everytime. But some how the sow has it in her head that he cares or something. That’s right Mr. D, who thinks you’re off your rocker big time confirmed it. How many more people do you have to cry too? You’re what, 36 now? It’s time to be the wife you profess to be and leave the past that left you long ago alone already.

Don’t come into contact with any swiney sow essence…

Posted on April 29th, 2009 by Dmodegirl
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Nobody likes unwanted change lets face it , the unknown can be pretty damn scary especially when it comes to a job you’ve had for 12 years. My hubby and I found out recently our job is no longer going to be around come May 2010, I know a certain someone thought this was the funniest thing ever to laugh at what she thought was another person’s loss of income, but it’s not, sorry to burst your bubble. Actually we have the opportunity to transfer to another area of our job, with higher pay which is always a plus but we’ll probably see more “hands on” action if you will vs sitting all day at a computer. This is where the unknown change comes in. I’ll be the first to tell you I both love and hate my job. Love it because it’s easy peasy lemon squeezie, I get to listen to my mp3 player all day long and I can take lots of time off during the off peak seasons. I hate it because I have carpal tunnel issues, not as bad as before the double surgery but still it’s hard on the hands after time. So it’s hard because I don’t know what lies ahead other than a full time job with more pay and no weekends off or tons of time off since that department doesn’t have any off peak seasons.

Personally I’m with my boss, hubby and co-workers, I’m holding off on my transfer in case we stay open a bit longer, there are too many oddities with how our center was announced compared to the other ones. It’s like we’re a last hope if the economy picks next year or some other hopeful scenario not mentioned.

So change is inevitable and I don’t care for change but sometimes change is for the better.  All I know is all will be revealed…

Posted on April 19th, 2009 by Dmodegirl
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Before you go jumping to your delusional assumptions, it was purely a mistake. I was trying to see if I could block your email address in FB and I accidently clicked it again and it sent you an invite. Had my thumb not been in a brace it probably wouldn’t have happened. Hopefully you won’t get the invite seeing as though you’ve blocked my FB account. Either way don’t make yourself feel special over it because special is something you’re definitely not!

Posted on April 18th, 2009 by Dmodegirl
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I’m sorry folks I just can’t stop laughing at how this reminds me all to much of those high school days. You remember the spastic girl in school who whenever someone pissed her off she would run to all her friends and make them choose between her and the sworn enemy of the moment. Well it seems little miss issues had to call another friend and go ape shit on him over something he wasn’t even aware of. Seriously, do adults still play these little games after 30’s? It’s amazing at how clueless she is that none of really care to talk about her, the only reason we found out was because our friend called and wanted to know how he was thrown into this mess since apparently our not so friendly spaz couldn’t control herself long enough to get a complete sentence out. That’s all fine good, keep calling the mutual friends and acting like a raving mad lunatic it verifies what we’ve all known for years.

Oh and before I leave this post I have one thing to say, Shame on you! How sad does one have to be to invent a story about losing 2 babies? If this is true then you lied to everyone in town you said you couldn’t have children due to a medical issue. Or did you lie to jab home your twisted tale of woe in a political debate you were obviously losing as usual? Oh and when did you little miss “I’m a Wiccan now” become such the devout Christian? Amazing how you toss your faith towards the direction you think it works best in your arguement. Like you once said to me “just because you were brought up Christian doesn’t make you one”.

Wonder how many times you’ll come to visit this post? Keep it up, it makes for a great a comedy satire!

Posted on April 16th, 2009 by Dmodegirl
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Have you ever wondered why other people comment to your comments you leave for friends on Facebook or similar sites? I mean seriously, crazy stuff can happen when unbalanced people for whatever reason can’t let you talk freely to your friends. I mean come on folks if you’re going to friends social networking site you are there to talk to them not other people who think everything is about them. What ever happened to the days of respecting your friends friends? I recently saw an interview with Stevie Nicks and she hit it on the nail, people today are losing their social graces, manners so to speak. People are more about the technology of a friendship and less about the social graces of years gone by. 

Yes indeed, people are strange! Strange enough to constantly place themselves in my life even if it’s in their head by finding ways, 16+ ways a day lately to know my going ons if you will. Well miss thing if I’m so damn intriguing  state your two cents since you were never woman enough to say it to my face. Better yet don’t bother as one can never the intent of b&w text and we all know you’re of it anyways.

Oh and before I forget, nice attempt at friending me twice as different people from the same place you live in. It must suck trying to think of names of people I might know or are you sick enough to actually use your friends to friend me. Hilarious!

Posted on April 12th, 2009 by Dmodegirl
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I really don’t care if a certain someone reads this because it’s my money that makes this blog happen. That’s right I don’t need a free site, I pay my way in life and have since I was a mere sweet 16. I pay for this domain and for the hosting! I have freedom of speech so long as I don’t name any names, hell everyone knows you do the same labeling people person x, y or z, so why get so upset when karma passes back your way, she’s a bitch that karma but you gotta love her.

So if you don’t like my life I truly don’t care because you’re not part of it.

Sorry to my lj friends but I had to a bit house cleaning if you will and remind the trash that it was taken out years ago and that it won’t be making a return.

Posted on April 10th, 2009 by Dmodegirl
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Someone thought they could call me out on my previous post by decreeing I was picking on a long gone exgirlfriend. How is one picking on someone by not tolerating the spread of lies? I can honestly say they’re lies because I have proof and witnesses to these lies yet here I am being called out for sticking up for myself against two people who honestly don’t know even know me like they proclaim to. Just because you know of someone doesn’t mean you know them, know what I mean? And if you think this about you then it either is or you have a guilty conscience, take your pick seeing that I name no names. Besides, neither of have you reason to be here other than you need acknowledgement in your lives for whatever reason.

Why should I have one ounce of respect for a person who has done the following to me:

• Grab my ass for whatever reason when she was drunk. I’m guessing there was a twisted reason behind it.
• Tell others I was her best friend since Kindergarten. I barely met the girl in my twenties and we were never best friends.
• Tell others that I, her so called best friend, stole her fiancé who was a boyfriend of 2 months when she was 19. I met him years later.
• Call his answering machine when she knew we barely got home from clubbing in hopes I’d leave him. Nice try.
• Call our answering maching once we moved in and talk crap.
• Call the apartment and talk crap to me when he wasn’t home.
• Tell people we were stalking her. She only mentioned one restaurant when I confronted her about it and funny it was a place I never stepped foot in, still haven’t. Funny I didn’t have a car back then so how did I follow her.
• Play mind games with our friends who she made sure were her friends too in time. True friends knew her game and caught on quickly. She has a bad habit of making friends choose and for the few that went I’m glad because a real friend doesn’t play those silly games.
• Inform complete stangers of her whole made up story while drunk at clubs so they would side with her and confront me.  Funny how quickly she backed down when I informed these people of the truth and told her to take her best shot. I never had someone so quick to practically worship me in fear as she did that night, it was pathetic to see a girl so lost and drunk. Now she throws her punches through others long distance because in person she can’t deal with the truth when confronted.
• Talk crap about my little sister who had no idea who the girl calling her a slut was. She might remember that night when he told her off for good and said to stay away. She’s lucky he did the talking because you don’t mess with little sisters regardless if they’re bigger than you.
• Talk crap about me with people I know online. Honestly did you think they wouldn’t say anything?
• Constantly attempts to keep tabs on the two us. Don’t you know our mutual friends are sick of your antics and how you casually always seem to ask about us? Get a grip already, damn!
• Convince a mutual friend who video taped our wedding to let her see it. How many boundaries can a person cross? Did she really think she was cute seeing our video before we did? Need I say how tacky that is do that to a bride?

There are more things I could add that she has done to me or the both of us but you get the jist of it I’m sure.

So I ask you, why the hell do I have to validate anything? How the hell am I picking on her when the worst I’ve done to her was wear jeans after I said I would wear a dress. In the barely good times between us who the hell did her boyfriend, now husband, call when she was so screwed up on drugs and alcohol that she thought she was in the tub with me. Yeah, he called me because he knew I would walk her through that moment since he was worried and she was insisting I was there with her. But she tossed our ounce of friendship out the window because she for whatever reason cannot cope with him being with anyone else. I thank God I never had my hair chopped off like she did to another girl he dated, but yet I’m the one picking on her, gotta love it folks.

If you’re worried about what I wrote about then get a real life and go take a walk with your family, it’s a more contructive solution to your blood pressure and your worried little mind. And for love of everything sacred stop keep track of every person you don’t like, it’s not healthy at all or productive for you and causes deeper resentment every time you turn the page.

Posted on April 10th, 2009 by Dmodegirl
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That’s right, 15 seconds of Facebook fame and this post is all you got! This post is dedicated to a lunatic who has waited for oh so long to get the attention from him that she has been craving to get and for what. How sad is it that her life is so unfulfilled she had to come between 2 friends. Hmm, guess the friends weren’t such good friends after all. Either way your 15 seconds of Facebook fullfillment has come and gone and because you’re so obsessed at being a victim you didn’t even realize it was a joke he made to his friend and you turned to your inner psychotic victim mentality and showed us all your true colors. Luckily I always knew what you were and still are so I’m not phased in the least by your pathetic song and dance. Do us all a favor and go take your meds already. You’re a sad little girl trying to recapture something that never was…

Posted on April 6th, 2009 by Dmodegirl
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As a Conservative I enjoy a good friendly debate even when it’s from someone from the far left radical side. Well I used to laugh at Liberals who would say the there was a far right radical side, well no more will I think that! I just found my first Right wing kook if you will and it wasn’t pretty at all. I know you’re probably thinking the debate was over politics right, wrong, way wrong! Our so called debate was over coupons. That’s right, you heard correctly, coupons. If you’re anything like me you’re thinking wtf! I know, I’m thinking it too and I’ve got a very quizical expression plastered on my face. Let’s just say our conversation ended with me no longer replying to her conspiratorial nonsense of how real a fake coupon is.

Posted on April 4th, 2009 by Dmodegirl
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