Master’s degree in double speak?

It’s amazing I never knew that such a degree existed, must be from UofL (Univ. of Liars) for you pre-caffeine readers. It’s amazing how a person can distort words and variate a story depending on the person or situation just to make themselves have a greater sense of worth. I mean seriously, isn’t there something [...]

Vanity numbers blow…

*Edit* I found fix for this so thanks.  In this day and age of Blackberry’s and other qwerty phones when will businesses realize that having a vanity number like 111-SAVE or similar are useless. Do you know how damn sad it is that I have to call GOOG-411 on speed dial to find out what [...]

What happened to calling it a bob?

Okay I don’t know why the sudden change with the same haircut I’ve been getting for years but this is eff’ing ridiculous! Since when do people call a short bob that is stacked or layered in the back a reverse mullet? Are you people high or like associating yourselves with the lamest of hairstyles? The [...]

Swines are everywhere these days…

Seems that everyone is having issues with swines these days and yes I mean literally swines as well as sows in human form. Swines on the tv, radio and even on the phone with friends. What is this world coming too? Here in AZ we officially have our first Swine flu case and I just [...]

Before you get too excited

Before you go jumping to your delusional assumptions, it was purely a mistake. I was trying to see if I could block your email address in FB and I accidently clicked it again and it sent you an invite. Had my thumb not been in a brace it probably wouldn’t have happened. Hopefully you won’t [...]

Seriously? Are you stuck in high school?

I’m sorry folks I just can’t stop laughing at how this reminds me all to much of those high school days. You remember the spastic girl in school who whenever someone pissed her off she would run to all her friends and make them choose between her and the sworn enemy of the moment. Well [...]

Validate this!

Someone thought they could call me out on my previous post by decreeing I was picking on a long gone exgirlfriend. How is one picking on someone by not tolerating the spread of lies? I can honestly say they’re lies because I have proof and witnesses to these lies yet here I am being called [...]

15 seconds of fame

That’s right, 15 seconds of Facebook fame and this post is all you got! This post is dedicated to a lunatic who has waited for oh so long to get the attention from him that she has been craving to get and for what. How sad is it that her life is so unfulfilled she [...]

Neighbors from hell!

Okay we’ve lived in our house for about 10yrs and it’s always been a nice, quiet neighborhood until the people across the street moved in. Imagine if you will the ‘Jerry Springer’ type of neighbors, well that’s what we have to deal with now. Their loud mouth, trash talkin’, playin’ pool in the living room [...]