Seems that everyone is having issues with swines these days and yes I mean literally swines as well as sows in human form. Swines on the tv, radio and even on the phone with friends. What is this world coming too?

Here in AZ we officially have our first Swine flu case and I just found out that Moon Mountain Elementary near Metro Center area is closed due to someone testing positive. I’m wondering if I should bust out with my Hello Kitty mask I bought for when I mix resins or just keep washing my hands. It doesn’t help I work in a huge building with 100′s of people who aren’t the cleanest lot around.

Then if the four legged variety wasn’t enough we got a call from a friend yesterday and confirmed for the last several years the two legged swine asks about my hubby everytime. But some how the sow has it in her head that he cares or something. That’s right Mr. D, who thinks you’re off your rocker big time confirmed it. How many more people do you have to cry too? You’re what, 36 now? It’s time to be the wife you profess to be and leave the past that left you long ago alone already.

Don’t come into contact with any swiney sow essence…

Posted on April 29th, 2009 by Dmodegirl
Filed under: general, illness, rants